There is short hand...........and then there is this, surely this is taking it too far. Some time in the future Google translate will need to come up with a function for translating short hand.

• AYFKMWTS: Aare you f—— kidding me with this s—?’
• ‘KMT: Kiss my teeth’
• ‘PMIGBOM: Put mind in gear before opening mouth’
• ‘BTWITIAILWY: By the way, I think I am in love with you’
• ‘PMFJIB: Pardon me for jumping in, but ‘
• ‘DITYID: Did I tell you I’m depressed?’
• ‘NOOB or n00b: newbie (usually derogatory)’
• ‘NFN: Normal for Norfolk (originally a derogatory term used by medical doctors in Norfolk and Norwich hospital in UK for intellectually challenged patients. Now may also mean something more endearing-like quaint) ‘
• ‘KIRF: Keeping it real fake’
• ‘JCAT: Category J mentally unstable person’
• ‘BFFLTDDUP: Best friends for life until death do us part’
• ‘BOGSAT: Bunch of guys sitting around talking’
• ‘BTDTGTTSAWIO: Been there, done that, got the T-shirt and wore it out’
• ‘DILLIGAD: Does it look like I give a damn?’
• ‘E2EG: Ear-to-ear grin ‘
• ‘GIWIST: Gee, I wish I said that’
• ‘HCDAJFU: He could do a job for us’
• ‘IAWTCSM: I agree with this comment so much’
• ‘IITYWIMWYBMAD: If I tell you what it means will you buy me a drink?’
• ‘LLTA: Lots and lots of thunderous applause’
• ‘NIFOC: Naked in front of computer’
• ‘PMYMHMMFSWGAD: Pardon me, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn’
• ‘SOMSW: Someone over my shoulder watching’
• ‘YKWRGMG: You know what really grinds my gears?’
• ‘WAPCE: Women are pure concentrated evil’